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I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

Douglas Adams

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Do you hate people?”“I don't hate them...I just feel better when they're not around.

Charles Bukowski

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Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.

Suzanne Collins

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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

Kurt Vonnegut

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For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.

Douglas Adams

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I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or gorillas. When this occurs, I pack up my dinosaurs and leave the room.

Ray Bradbury

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The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache.

Marjorie Pay Hinckley

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Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Robert Orben

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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

George Carlin

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