The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
Mark Twain
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
George Carlin
Very little is needed to make a happy life; it is all within yourself, in your way of thinking.
Marcus Aurelius
Offence is important; that's how you know you care about things. Imagine a life where you're not offended. So dull.
Marcus Brigstocke
They didn’t agree on much. In fact, they didn’t agree on anything. They fought all the time and challenged each other ever day. But despite their differences, they had one important thing in common. They were crazy about each other.
Nicholas Sparks
Life is very interesting... in the end, some of your greatest pains, become your greatest strengths.
Drew Barrymore
Life is short and we have never too much time for gladdening the hearts of those who are travelling the dark journey with us. Oh be swift to love, make haste to be kind.
Henri Frederic Amiel
Friendship is almost always the union of a part of one mind with the part of another; people are friends in spots.
George Santayana
I often have said that to be a college president, you need a thick skin, a good sense of humor, and nerves like sewer pipes.
Gordon Gee