Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.
George Jean Nathan
It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.
Margaret Cho
You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, love like you'll never be hurt, sing like there's nobody listening, and live like it's heaven on earth.
William W. Purkey
A bit of trash now and then is good for the severest reader. It provides the necessary roughage in the literary diet.
Phyllis McGinley
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Albert Einstein
Do not seek the because - in love there is no because, no reason, no explanation, no solutions.
Anais Nin
We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added.
Ronald Reagan
Without freedom, no art; art lives only on the restraints it imposes on itself, and dies of all others.
Albert Camus
Divorce is never a pleasant experience. You look upon it as a failure. But I learned to be a different person once we broke up. Sometimes you learn more from failure than you do from success.
Michael Crawford