You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
Mahatma Gandhi
Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those the art of living well.
Aristotle
It's easier to sit there and say you don't like feminists because they don't have a sense of humor.
Joan Jett
If we wait for the moment when everything, absolutely everything is ready, we shall never begin.
Ivan Turgenev
Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you're wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn't love you anymore.
Lady Gaga
Religious humor is not really my area, so I probably wouldn't do anything about that, or politics or something.
Chris Lilley
I've heard too many times where people say that I'm this ultra-serious guy. In truth, I've got an extremely absurd sense of humor. I thrive on the absurd - I love it.
Phil Anselmo