Quote of the Day

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.

Joseph Heller

I hope all you young girls see yourself up there... we were just like you.

Mia Hamm

The comic is the perception of the opposite; humor is the feeling of it.

Umberto Eco

I certainly didn't say while writing 'Gossip Girl,' 'Oh this is going to be big!' It was really like, 'Oh god, everyone's gong to hate these people! They're so bratty!' But I actually think what is so appealing about them is the humor in them.

Cecily von Ziegesar

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

Kurt Vonnegut

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.

Oscar Wilde

I like dark humor. My favorite movie of all time is 'Harold and Maude.'

Leslie Mann

All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't.

Marilyn Monroe

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.

T. S. Eliot

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it.

J.M. Barrie

I don't see success as the goal. Obedience is the goal.

Jerry B. Jenkins

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace.

Mike Ditka

Life leaps like a geyser for those who drill through the rock of inertia.

Alexis Carrel

I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move.

Robert Louis Stevenson

Part of what I do and what I want to do is I want to bring art into the everyday life. If you can take ordinary just walking in the street and you're confronted by something, that might change your day - it might inspire you.

Kenny Scharf

I like tricks; I like to dazzle. Dribbling and leaving your opponent on his backside is what life is for. If I achieve what I want to, then I'll mark a distinct era in football. I'm the Che Guevara of modern soccer.

Sergio Aguero

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow, it empties today of its strength.

Corrie ten Boom

Denzel Washington has a great sense of humor. He did all those 'Nutty Professor' movies.

Seth MacFarlane

Learning and innovation go hand in hand. The arrogance of success is to think that what you did yesterday will be sufficient for tomorrow.

William Pollard

Some people have been kind enough to call me a fine artist. I've always called myself an illustrator. I'm not sure what the difference is. All I know is that whatever type of work I do, I try to give it my very best. Art has been my life.

Norman Rockwell

One love, one heart, one destiny.

Bob Marley