Quote of the Day

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

W.C. Fields

They tell us that suicide is the greatest piece of cowardice... that suicide is wrong; when it is quite obvious that there is nothing in the world to which every man has a more unassailable title than to his own life and person.

Arthur Schopenhauer

Children learn more from what you are than what you teach.

W.E.B. Du Bois

The most certain sign of wisdom is cheerfulness.

Michel de Montaigne

Nothing can bring a real sense of security into the home except true love.

Billy Graham

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

George Carlin

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Will Rogers

Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

Terry Pratchett

Come, gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness.

William Shakespeare

Photography is a major force in explaining man to man.

Edward Steichen

Hope for the best, survive the worst, find humor wherever you can.

Claire Scovell LaZebnik

Love ceases to be a pleasure when it ceases to be a secret.

Aphra Behn

It would be fun to do a reunion show. I hope we do it some day, but it better be soon. We're all getting on.

William Christopher

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.

James Branch Cabell

Comedy is difficult for an actor. But I think I have a good sense of humor and manage to make people laugh and make them happy.

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.

Samuel Butler

I don't think humor is forced upon my universe; it's a part of it.

Manuel Puig

There is a lack of humor in fashion. To me, it's always been the fun, cool industry to work in, and I always wanted people to be on my side and see how much fun we really have behind the scenes.

Chris Benz

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love.

Hubert H. Humphrey

Men live by intervals of reason under the sovereignty of humor and passion.

Thomas Browne

Don't walk through life just playing football. Don't walk through life just being an athlete. Athletics will fade. Character and integrity and really making an impact on someone's life, that's the ultimate vision, that's the ultimate goal - bottom line.

Ray Lewis