Robert Orben

Robert Orben (born March 4, 1927) is an American professional comedy writer, although he also worked as a magician.Wikipedia

Quotes by Robert Orben

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.

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President Ford used humor a great deal.

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I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff.

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In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.

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Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

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