Woody Allen

Heywood Allen (born Allan Stewart Konigsberg; November 30, 1935) is an American filmmaker, actor, and comedian whose career spans more than six decades.Wikipedia

Quotes by Woody Allen

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Woody Allen

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

Woody Allen

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Woody Allen

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

Woody Allen

I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

Woody Allen