Woody Allen

Heywood Allen (born Allan Stewart Konigsberg; November 30, 1935) is an American filmmaker, actor, and comedian whose career spans more than six decades.Wikipedia

Quotes by Woody Allen

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Woody Allen

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

Woody Allen

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

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I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

Woody Allen

I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

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Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Woody Allen

The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.

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