Quotes in the category funny

Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.

Suzanne Collins

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin."Need I say more?

Chris Rock

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.

Billy Sunday

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Phyllis Diller

What the hell is that?"I laughed."It's my fox hat.""Your fox hat?""Yeah, Pudge. My fox hat.""Why are you wearing your fox hat?"I asked."Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox.

John Green

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

George Carlin

It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Marilyn Monroe

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Mark Twain

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Cathy Guisewite

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

Winston S. Churchill

Don't be so humble - you are not that great.

Golda Meir

That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.

George Carlin

If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.

Lawrence Ferlinghetti

The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss.

Jarod Kintz