Quotes in the category funny
Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.
Suzanne Collins
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin."Need I say more?
Chris Rock
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.
Billy Sunday
What the hell is that?"I laughed."It's my fox hat.""Your fox hat?""Yeah, Pudge. My fox hat.""Why are you wearing your fox hat?"I asked."Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox.
John Green
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Winston S. Churchill