Will Rogers

Quotes by Will Rogers

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

Will Rogers

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

Will Rogers

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Will Rogers

Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

Will Rogers

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Will Rogers