Steven Wright

Quotes by Steven Wright

You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, and I throw them into my head and some of it comes out as humor.

Steven Wright

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Steven Wright

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

Steven Wright

If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

Steven Wright