Quotes in the category absurd

I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral.

Jarod Kintz

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

Woody Allen

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.

Garrison Keillor

Writers fish for the right words like fishermen fish for, um, whatever those aquatic creatures with fins and gills are called.

Jarod Kintz