W.C. Fields

William Claude Dukenfield (January 29, 1880 – December 25, 1946), better known as W. C. Fields, was an American actor, comedian, juggler, and writer.Wikipedia

Quotes by W.C. Fields

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

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It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

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