Lemony Snicket
Lemony Snicket is the pen name of American novelist Daniel Handler (born February 28, 1970).Wikipedia
Quotes by Lemony Snicket
Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.
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Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.
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People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.
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Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.
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If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.
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A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves and staying up late reading them.
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If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.
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