Dorothy Parker

Quotes by Dorothy Parker

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.

Dorothy Parker

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

Dorothy Parker

Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.

Dorothy Parker

I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.

Dorothy Parker

Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

Dorothy Parker