Alan King

Quotes by Alan King

And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.

Alan King

We get the worrywart, the hypochondriac, the money-grubbing miser, the intractable negotiator... Some would say certain of these refer to the stereotypical, or 'stage' Jew. But objectively speaking, the only crime in humor is an unfunny joke.

Alan King

The world is full of little dictators trying to run your life.

Alan King