Quote of the Day

Friendship increases in visiting friends, but in visiting them seldom.

Francis Bacon

Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on.

Stephen King

If I had to describe my sense of humor, I would say it's contemporary wit, you know what I'm saying?

Tracy Morgan

I've got a lot of dreams I want to achieve, and I hope someone can cheer me on as I'll cheer them on in their dreams.

Hunter Hayes

I hope people remember me for the kind of person that I am, not because of what I do.

Sean Faris

Good management is the art of making problems so interesting and their solutions so constructive that everyone wants to get to work and deal with them.

Paul Hawken

Sometimes, I feel the past and the future pressing so hard on either side that there's no room for the present at all.

Evelyn Waugh

My humor tends to be a little more edgy than is appropriate for 'Twilight,' although I got some in there. That was fun! There's just a tonal difference. For me, storytelling is storytelling. But, I do like writing for grown ups.

Melissa Rosenberg

First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, and then you win.

Mahatma Gandhi

Absence - that common cure of love.

Lord Byron

You can make positive deposits in your own economy every day by reading and listening to powerful, positive, life-changing content and by associating with encouraging and hope-building people.

Zig Ziglar

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?

Ernest Hemingway

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.

Robert Benchley

My course is set for an uncharted sea.

Dante Alighieri

An art book is a museum without walls.

Andre Malraux

Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably.

C.S. Lewis

It's easier to sit there and say you don't like feminists because they don't have a sense of humor.

Joan Jett

If a person loves only one other person and is indifferent to all others, his love is not love but a symbiotic attachment, or an enlarged egotism.

Erich Fromm

There is no friendship, no love, like that of the parent for the child.

Henry Ward Beecher

Part of being a man is learning to take responsibility for your successes and for your failures. You can't go blaming others or being jealous. Seeing somebody else's success as your failure is a cancerous way to live.

Kevin Bacon

If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time.

Lynda Barry