Quotes in the category dating

When a girl says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask if that includes dental insurance.

Jarod Kintz

Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house baby, and it's cold outside.

Greg Behrendt