I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
George Carlin
You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out.
Janet Evanovich
I sought to hear the voice of God and climbed the topmost steeple, but God declared: "Go down again - I dwell among the people.
John Henry Newman
Pasta isn't just for Italian food anymore. Now there are tasty pasta recipes found in Asian cuisine, and it's emerging as a newfound love for vegans.
Marcus Samuelsson
Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I'm not going to make it, but you laugh inside — remembering all the times you've felt that way.
Charles Bukowski
I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman.
Virginia Woolf
You need to make a commitment, and once you make it, then life will give you some answers.
Les Brown
Child, child, do you not see? For each of us comes a time when we must be more than what we are.
Lloyd Alexander
My stories are very somber, so I think I need the comic ingredient. Besides, life has so much humor.
Manuel Puig