Quote of the Day

The covers of this book are too far apart.

Ambrose Bierce

I love you more than I think I should.

Becca Fitzpatrick

Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles

Rowena Cherry

The human body experiences a powerful gravitational pull in the direction of hope. That is why the patient's hopes are the physician's secret weapon. They are the hidden ingredients in any prescription.

Norman Cousins

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Frank Sinatra

Imagine all the people living life in peace. You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us, and the world will be as one.

John Lennon

You can never be overdressed or overeducated.

Oscar Wilde

I'm kind of a good girl - and I'm not. I'm a good girl because I really believe in love, integrity, and respect. I'm a bad girl because I like to tease. I know that I have sex appeal in my deck of cards. But I like to get people thinking. That's what the stories in my music do.

Katy Perry

Every parent is at some time the father of the unreturned prodigal, with nothing to do but keep his house open to hope.

John Ciardi

If you don't love the Dodgers, there's a good chance you may not get into Heaven.

Tommy Lasorda

The more women sit down and write something in a woman's voice for a woman, they more you'll see women in comedy because gender doesn't define sense of humor. Imagination and intelligence and perspective do.

Kristen Schaal