Quote of the Day

Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.

Joss Whedon

A confession has to be part of your new life.

Ludwig Wittgenstein

People, I guess, generally come to see me do stand-up with a working knowledge of my broad sense of humor on 'The Daily Show'... I don't think anyone would mistake me as an actual anchor.

John Oliver

Any fool can have bad luck; the art consists in knowing how to exploit it.

Frank Wedekind

Do you hate people?”“I don't hate them...I just feel better when they're not around.

Charles Bukowski

I have a tendency to sabotage relationships; I have a tendency to sabotage everything. Fear of success, fear of failure, fear of being afraid. Useless, good-for-nothing thoughts.

Michael Buble

The secret of our success is that we never, never give up.

Wilma Mankiller

Wild oats will get sown some time, and one of the arts of life is to sow them at the right time.

Richard Le Gallienne

The most insignificant people are the most apt to sneer at others. They are safe from reprisals. And have no hope of rising in their own self esteem but by lowering their neighbors.

William Hazlitt

Some people can't stand being alone. I love solitude and silence. But when I come out of it, I'm a regular talking machine. It's all or nothing for me.

Celine Dion

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success.

C. S. Lewis

Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love; this is the eternal rule.

Buddha

Life is made up of marble and mud.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

All life is a manifestation of the spirit, the manifestation of love.

Morihei Ueshiba

I like dark humor. My favorite movie of all time is 'Harold and Maude.'

Leslie Mann

We are not actually in charge of life, yet behave as if we are the masters of our own destiny. The realization of this fact is quite a hard one. The ridiculousness of our pomposity and presumption can only result in anger or humor.

Billy Childish

I don't think my sense of humor has changed at all; I was born with this, for better or for worse.

Ivan Reitman

I'm not really sure what social message my art carries, if any. And I don't really want it to carry one. I'm not interested in the subject matter to try to teach society anything, or to try to better our world in any way.

Roy Lichtenstein

Why should we think upon things that are lovely? Because thinking determines life. It is a common habit to blame life upon the environment. Environment modifies life but does not govern life. The soul is stronger than its surroundings.

William James

It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Marilyn Monroe

Every heart sings a song, incomplete, until another heart whispers back. Those who wish to sing always find a song. At the touch of a lover, everyone becomes a poet.

Plato