Quote of the Day
You're only here for a short visit. Don't hurry, don't worry. And be sure to smell the flowers along the way.
Walter Hagen
Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it.Boldness has genius, power and magic in it!
John Anster
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
J.R.R. Tolkien
As a woman I have no country. As a woman I want no country. As a woman, my country is the whole world.
Virginia Woolf
Good management is the art of making problems so interesting and their solutions so constructive that everyone wants to get to work and deal with them.
Paul Hawken
I still haven't found the humor in getting hit by a cement truck. My knees still hurt when I think about it, so no jokes about that yet.
Adam DeVine
On every birthday, I ask my wife, 'What would you like this year?' and her instant reply is, 'Diamonds! Diamonds! Diamonds!' I'm always living in hope that one day she'll say she just wants me!
Akshay Kumar
The thing that makes you exceptional, if you are at all, is inevitably that which must also make you lonely.
Lorraine Hansberry
In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
Tom Bodett
Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.
Mort Sahl