Nobody likes being alone that much. I don't go out of my way to make friends, that's all. It just leads to disappointment.
Haruki Murakami
Man reading should be man intensely alive. The book should be a ball of light in one's hand.
Ezra Pound
The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache.
Marjorie Pay Hinckley
You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!""What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?
J.K. Rowling
If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.
Lemony Snicket
As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.
Al Yankovic
People in real life don't get ballplayers' humor, the way we talk in the clubhouse.
Justin Verlander
By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.
Confucius