My dad was a very funny man - he's the one who taught me life would be awfully hard without humor! I'm sure his Irish wit in some way influenced my decision to become an actress.
Joan Cusack
Our brand of democracy is hard. But I can promise that a year from now, when I no longer hold this office, I'll be right there with you as a citizen - inspired by those voices of fairness and vision, of grit and good humor and kindness that have helped America travel so far.
Barack Obama
I like tricks; I like to dazzle. Dribbling and leaving your opponent on his backside is what life is for. If I achieve what I want to, then I'll mark a distinct era in football. I'm the Che Guevara of modern soccer.
Sergio Aguero
It's all about quality of life and finding a happy balance between work and friends and family.
Philip Green
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
Albert Einstein
Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
Terry Pratchett
Guys usually like my sense of humor, and I am pretty down to earth. And I'm a driven person.
Kreayshawn
Indomitable perseverance in a business, properly understood, always ensures ultimate success.
Cyrus McCormick
My thoughts on gay marriage are that everyone has the right to love and be loved, and that's the position I take.
Nick Jonas