Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are your ready?'
Johnny Carson
Once you bring life into the world, you must protect it. We must protect it by changing the world.
Elie Wiesel
The more women sit down and write something in a woman's voice for a woman, they more you'll see women in comedy because gender doesn't define sense of humor. Imagination and intelligence and perspective do.
Kristen Schaal
Humor was not important only for me, humor was important for this nation for centuries, to survive, you know.
Milos Forman
In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
Tom Bodett
It would be fun to do a reunion show. I hope we do it some day, but it better be soon. We're all getting on.
William Christopher
Give me books, French wine, fruit, fine weather and a little music played out of doors by somebody I do not know.
John Keats
I know I am but summer to your heart, and not the full four seasons of the year.
Edna St. Vincent Millay
Short fiction is like low relief. And if your story has no humor in it, then you're trying to look at something in the pitch dark. With the light of humor, it throws what you're writing into relief so that you can actually see it.
Elizabeth McCracken