We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness—and call it love—true love.
Robert Fulghum
If all else perished, and he remained, I should still continue to be; and if all else remained, and he were annihilated, the universe would turn to a mighty stranger.
Emily Brontë
The interesting thing about humor is that in humor, you - in logic, something is A or not A. In humor, it's both A and not A.
Robert Mankoff
I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side.
Hunter S. Thompson