But if you don't watch me, I will try and sneak in some humor. I see humor everywhere in life around me.
Marion Ross
Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success.
C. S. Lewis
Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead.
Flip Wilson
The new 'Joy' was needed for a number of reasons. Recent developments in nutrition and new ingredients were two of the major reasons for the revision. One of the other big reasons was America's new love for big flavors. Yay!
Irma S. Rombauer
Everybody is identical in their secret unspoken belief that way deep down they are different from everyone else.
David Foster Wallace
Music is as integral to me as my own DNA. My life has become a continual soundtrack, with music underscoring the most powerful and even the most banal moments of my life.
Danielle de Niese
Americans, who make more of marrying for love than any other people, also break up more of their marriages, but the figure reflects not so much the failure of love as the determination of people not to live without it.
Morton Hunt